Whatever turns you on.Whatever turns you on.You can't do that.You can't do that.Now you are being silly.Now you are being silly.Now you are being silly.Now you are being silly.You can't do that.Now you are being silly.You can't do that.Silly.Silly.That probably couldn't enjoy the gift.Silly.Silly.That probably couldn't enjoy the sight.You can't climb that.You can't climb that.You can't enter that.Whatever turns you on.Drop dead.Whatever turns you on.Whatever turns you on.Whatever turns you on.You can't put anything there.Whatever turns you on.Rrrrrraawwww mmmmeaat!!!Now you are being silly.You are not a qualified surgeon.Case closed.Woohaa!Woohaa!You can't do that.Kinky.Kinky.You can't examine that.Are you sure you can do that?You can't search that.You can't turn that.You can't push that.You can't pull that.That sort of behaviour is spooky.You can't hit that.You can't kick that.That's very unpolite.That's very unpolite.Yeah, right.Hello? Anybody home?Hello? Anybody home?You can't do that.It's rude to stare.Kinky.Look! Behind you, a three-headed monkey!Having fun?You have obviously something loose.You can't do that.You can't do that.Done.That is not something you can carry around.You are already carrying the$$.You take off the$$.Done.That would not accomplish anything.That would not accomplish anything.You take off the$$.Now you are being silly.But you are not wearing the$$.Done.Weird.But theis not in the$$.Whether giving away stuff is a good idea or not depends on whom you give it to.You can't give that away.That's difficult to do when you are wearing the$$.You are not carrying the$$.That would not achieve anything.You can't give that away.That's difficult to do when you are wearing the$$.You are not carrying the$$.The air around you doesn't want to see it.That would not achieve anything.That would not accomplish anything.You are now wearing the$$.That would be very difficult to wear.You are already wearing the$$.You are not carrying the$$.Done.Drop dead.That's difficult to do when you are wearing the$$.You are not carrying the$$.Done.You are not putting that anywhere.That's difficult to do when you are wearing the$$.But theis already there.You are not carrying the$$.But theis closed.You are much too clever for this game.Silly.That might not be very delicious.Blech.You open the$$.Thecan't be opened.But theis already open.You close the$$.Thecan't be closed.But theis already closed.Aimless throwing of things is a sign of frustration.You can't throw that anywhere.That's difficult to do when you are wearing the$$.You are not carrying the$$.That would not accomplish anything.Right.You can't throw that anywhere.That's difficult to do when you're wearing the$$.You're not carrying the$$.That would not accomplish anything.Now that would be the trick.Now that would be the trick.Don't do that.That would not accomplish anything.Now that would be the trick.Now that would be the trick.That's a bit too hard.You see nothing special about the$$.There is nothing to read on the$$.You see nothing special.There is no need to do that.That would not be very polite.Violence is not the answer.This is not a football game.Your fingers are not the best possible tool for cutting things.What would that achieve?Right.You are not cutting anything with that.But you are not carrying the$$.No response.There's no answer.It is very easy to hit 'q' by accident so to quit you really need to type the whole word.That will only make your eyes sore.You see nothing special.You are doing fine.You're not feeling very sleepy right now.Time passes slowly.Just what do you think you are doing?What sort of pervert are you anyway?Pffffft.Better not.Wheeee!!!Indeed.Why not?Could you just forget bodily functions for a moment?Getting frustrated?You can't swim.Please don't.Game saved.Game restored.Verbose descriptions.Brief descriptions.You hear a grinding sound.You hear nothing you are not supposed to hear.You can't carry any more.inventoryYou are carryingYou are empty-handed.bodyYou are wearingOn the bed you seeNothing but bugs and lice.On the table you seeNothing.On the table you seeNothing.He is holdingStuck in the hole there isThe hole is empty.A small stool is here.small stoolIt looks like it could break any time you sit on it. But so far it has served you well, even though you spend most of your time in bed anyway.You sit down for a while, ponder over things and stand up again.Don't do that.bedThe bed is very uncomfortable, but much better than the floor.Now is not the time.There's no need for that.You sit down for a while, ponder over things and stand up again.The bogeyman lives there, but he's not home at the moment.tableIt is just a plain wooden table with lots of carvings on it.carvingsJust some results of frustration, nothing more, nothing less.small white doorSurprisingly this door is never kept locked. In fact, there is not a lock mechanism on it anyway. Right now it'sopened.closed.small white doorSurprisingly this door is never kept locked. In fact, there is not a lock mechanism on it anyway. Right now it'sopened.closed.There is a marble staircase leading down here.marble staircasemarble staircasehuge doorsplinterspocket knifeIt's quite sharp.unconscious guardHe's down all right.You find nothing else.In one the guard's pockets you find a pocket knife.fencemain buildingshedhuge doorrusty axeWith luck it might still work as an axe should.shedIt's just a shed.rotten woodPhew.There's absolutely no reason to do that again.Buried under one particularly rotten piece of wood you can see an old and rusty axe.poolIt's there.fencebushesWhat do you expect to find there?Just use a direction.ladderJust go down.white shirtNice white cotton shirt. There is a picture of a cannabis leaf on it.Why ruin a perfectly good shirt?Futile.round tableA typical round table with one leg.It won't budge an inch. It must be bolted to the ground somehow.That's strange. There is a switch under the table from which a thin line goes inside the leg of the table.You have already found the switch.legLeave that alone.There is a switch under the table.switchYou can push it.Push it instead.Whoooosh! The pool empties with a gurgling sound.Nothing happens. Looks like you are not going to fill that pool again.swimming poolAnd how are you going to do that?In case you haven't noticed the pool is already empty.There's something at the bottom of the pool but you can't quite make out what it is.There's something shiny at the bottom of the pool.Just an empty pool.The pool is not a junkyard.If you could empty the pool by drinking all the water you would do so.What water?Too bad you never learned to swim.Just go down.ladderJust go up.metal cutterYou have no idea whatsoever how this got in the pool.fenceIt looks quite nasty. Better not try anything foolish.Better not. You could hurt yourself badly.How?Now there is an idea.That attempt is quite desperate. The blade of the knife can't cut through the thick wire.The axe only bounces back from the fence.Click! Click! Click! Click! You manage to cut a hole in the fence large enough for you to get through.Theis quite unsuitable for that.No need for that anymore.bushesNothing more than just bushes.You find nothing.forestGet closer.Just use a direction.A weathered sign pointingnorthsouthis nearby.weathered signIt's just a sign. It reads "TOWN"."TOWN"The sign now points south.The sign now points north.wooden stickA typical wooden stick that probably has fallen from a tree.That could be useful indeed.The axe is much too rusty for that.That would only make a mess.Good idea. You start whittling the stick with the knife, at first peeling the bark off and then rounding and smoothing the stick. After a while you have a smooth, almost symmetrical rod in your hands.Theis quite unsuitable for that.It won't break. On the other hand if you really wanted you could break it, but why would you do that?smooth rodVery smooth and very beautiful.It has been cut enough.It has been cut enough.Why would you do that?Leave the rod where it is.Leave the rod where it is.gatesShut tight.Try as you might, you can't get the gates open.forestThick firs and the like.Just use a direction.stumpJust a tree stump.No thanks.wooden staffLong and sturdy. You wouldn't want to get hit with it."Hey! Hands off or I'll whack you!""Hey! Hands off or I'll whack you!"An old smelly shirt is rumpled near a tree stump.You try not to look at the old smelly shirt.anold smelly shirtOne might ask why.Phew! It's extremely dirty and stinky. Embroided on the back is the word "sense". That does not make any sense.Embroided on the back is the word "sense", which does not make any sense.forestYou have been there. That should tell everything.Just use a direction.farmhousesThere is no need for that.grassYou are not a cow.cloudsflowersround black orbHmm. It is ticking and pulsating. That's strange.That would be a bad idea.One lone large boulder catches your attention.Under a large cracked boulder there is a dark hole in the ground.large boulderIt's huge.It's much too slippery for climbing.No matter how hard you try you can't move it.How would you do that?You toss the pulsating orb at the large boulder. As soon as it hits the rock there is a huge explosion that causes you to fall on your back. When the smoke clears off you notice that the boulder has cracked and moved a bit, revealing a dark hole.Why would you want to do that?dark holeIt's large enough for you to enter.Just go down.shiny crystalsholeJust go up.It is very difficult not to look at the statue of a woman in the middle of the room.statueIt is a statue of a nude goddess. Her body is divine with large breasts, inviting hip and much more you can imagine.Please don't mess with it.In your dreams.But there aren't any holes in the statue.How you wish those lips where fleshy.breastsThe best looking pair of tits you have seen in your life.Your hands shake as you press them against the luscious boobs. After a moment of joyful pushing you hear a grinding sound.Apart from the smile on your face nothing seems to happen.Part of the wall has moved aside revealing a passage to the southwhich is closing quickly with a grinding sound.$$.wallYou notice a small round hole in the wall.If you think you could push the wall down then think again.The wall reaches from the floor to the ceiling. You can't climb over it.The wall is much too thick and strong.small round holeThe grinding noise stops and the wall ceases to move.The rod fits perfectly in the hole.Thewon't fit in the hole.You are not a worm.riverriverDon't drink water, fish do various things in it.riverDon't drink water, fish do various things in it.One tall tree in particular catches your attention.tall treeYou have seen tall trees before. This one is no more different than others.The lowest branches are much too high for you to reach.That might work.Cut a tree with a knife? Marvellous idea.You could possibly cut one small branch with that.You wonder if the axe is sharp enough to cut down the tree. There's only one way to find out, so you start hacking the thick bark with that rusty axe. Apparently miracles never cease to happen, because after several hundred swings the tree finally falls down in the river and is taken away by current.Theis quite unsuitable for that.Are you trying to fell the tree by pushing it?A fallen tree is floating in the river nearby.fallen treeWas that hard to fell or what?Without much trouble you manage to clamber on the fallen tree. While you are thinking your next move the tree suddenly starts to move along with the current of the river. You can only grab at the nearest branch and try not to fall in the gushing waters.$pThe river seems to continue forever, but finally you see the outlines of some small town in the horizon. When the tree you are on is close to ground you jump ashore. Wet and anxious you approach the totally normal looking town. But nothing could have prepared you for the surprise when you notice that...$p...oh never mind. That's another story. At least you escaped. Congratulations. It wasn't so hard after all, was it?$pLimboYour RoomThis creepy room is small, plain and windowless. The walls are all painted white. To the south is a small, white door. Your bed lies in one corner, next to a tableand a small stool.$$.The only exit is south through the door.The door is closed.CorridorThe whiteness of the walls here is so dazzling it almost hurts. The door to your room is to the north and the corridor leads east and west.The door is closed.You really don't want to go there.Top of StairsThe corridor ends here. The walls are still bright white but a bit more dirty than before."Hey you! Just stay where you are!" Looks like you are not going to just walk past that guard.Entrance HallThe apparently unconscious guard lies among splinters of wood near the bottom of the stairs. Other than that, this room is quite bare and unfurnished. In addition to a huge door to the east there is also a passageway leading north.You have a bad feeling about that.The door is closed.Front YardThe main building is impressive looking, but the most noticeable thing here is the fence that surrounds this whole complex. The main gate can be seen to the north, but it is heavily guarded. There is a shed to the south and the yard extends eastwards.There might be guards there.That would be crazy.The door is closed.Wooden ShedThis small and windowless shed is quite old but sturdy. The smell here is quite awful, maybe because of that large pile of rotten wood stacked in one corner.The only exit is to the north.More Front YardYou have reached the eastern end of the front yard. This place is full of thick and dense bushes. Behind them some distance away you can see the fence. To the south there is something that looks like a swimming pool.There might be guards there.The bushes are too thick and dense there.Swimming PoolIt is indeed a swimming poolfull of crystal clear water.that has been emptied.On one side of the pool next to a round table there is a ladder leading down to the bottom. Paths lead away to the north and to the northwest.How are you going to do that when the pool is full of water? Too bad you never learned to swim.Pool BottomNothing much to see here except the ladder leading up.Bushes Near the FenceYou have managed to find your way through the bushes to the fence. It is made entirely of sharp barbed wire, so climbing over it is out of the question.You can however go east through the hole you cut.There must be another way to get out.The bushes are too thick and dense there.You can't just walk through the fence.Wide RoadThis road goes north and south past the complex you just escaped from. A narrower side road leads northwest to the main gate. To the east you can see a dense forest with magnificent looking trees.That would be crazy.Road to TownThe north-south road seems to continue as far as the eye can see, so it probably would take some time to walk to the town.Better not. It might get lost.Town GatesWell that was quite a trip. Who would have thought you'd finally make it to the town? But unfortunately it was all for nothing, because the town gates are closed.The gates are closed.Just go back south. This place is just a curiosity.More Wide RoadThe road seems to go on forever. Better head back north.That would be too long a walk.Just go back north.Edge of ForestThe treetops of a dense forest loom high above you. This forest looks like an excellent place to get lost in if one liked that sort of thing. A narrow path leads east to the depths of the woods and back west to the wide road.Better stay on the path.ForestYou are deep in the forest. There are paths leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south and west.ForestYou are deep in the forest. There are paths leading to all directions.Better not. It might get lost.ForestYou are deep in the forest. There are paths leading to all directions.Better not. It might get lost.ForestYou are deep in the forest. There are paths leading to all directions.Better not. It might get lost.ForestYou are deep in the forest. There are paths leading to all directions.Better not. It might get lost.ForestYou are deep in the forest. There are paths leading to all directions.Better not. It might get lost.Other Side of ForestThe forest ends here. Looking around you can see some farmhouses here and there and a rocky outcrop to the east. Going north would take you to a large green meadow.Green PasturesThe smell of lush green grass caresses your nostrils and beautiful flowers around you brighten your day. This place is so beautiful you could stay here for ages just looking at the clouds.Better not. You could step on a pile of cow crap.Rocky OutcropPebbles, stones, rocks and boulders surround you everywhere except to the west. You really need to watch your step here.The rocks block the way.You can't go that way.Underground TunnelCrystals on the wall provide light to this otherwise dark underground tunnel. You can go back up to sunlight through the hole in the ceiling but the tunnel also continues southwards.You can only go up through the hole or to the south.JunctionYou have arrived to a junction of tunnels. Corridors lead to north, northwest, southeast and southwest.Statue RoomThis underground room is quite large but you still have to watch your step.The only exit is to the northeast.Dead EndThis is a dead end. You can only go back southeast.The only exit is to the southeast.Another JunctionThis is another junction of tunnels. Obvious exits are northwest, east and south.Another Dead EndThis is a dead end. You can only go back west.The only exit is to the west.Stone WallThis is just another typical corridor except there is a stone wall blocking the passage to the south.You can't just walk through the wall.That might be dangerous. You could get crushed by the wall.Brick CorridorThe walls of this dark north-south corridor are made of brick. You can see a glint of sunlight some distance away to the south.You can only go north or south.HillBright sunlight greets your face as you look around the small hill you are standing on. Even the dark passage to the north looks pleasant now. Down to the south you can see a beautiful blue river glittering in the sun.Nothing interesting in that direction.River BankLooks like this river flows from west to east. It is quite wide and probably too deep for you to cross. To the west a narrow path follows the river bank.You can't just walk across the river.You think of following the river but after a very short while you turn back.TreesThe upper course of the river is nowhere to be seen, but the path ends here. Trees surround you everywhere.You can't just walk across the river.Trees block the way.MeYou are one ugly son of a bitch.Suicide is not the solution.Masochist, eh?Kicking yourself on the leg only hurts.Now you have really lost your marbles.How should you know?You have it already.You have already seen it.Fuck you indeed.GuardHe doesn't look that dangerous now.He looks very dangerous.From here? Yeah, right.How?There's no need for that anymore.From here?You throw the stool as hard as you can at the guard. Before he even notices what happened the stool whacks him unconscious while shattering into thousands of pieces. The guard falls down on the hard stone floor.That would not accomplish anything."Shut up!"He can't hear you right now.The will not work."I don't care about your bed! Now shut up!""Shut up! Or do I have to come up there and ask YOU some questions!"He can't hear you right now.At the bottom of the stairs you can seea guard looking very alert.a guard lying on the floor unconscious.Old BeggarHe looks cheerful."Gimme some money or bugger off, mate.""Alms for the poor. Alms for the poor. Got a few coins to spare, mate? I've run out of joints, you see. Have to get some more."You'd only get your own ass kicked because of that staff."Nice, isn't it? Made it myself.""You look like a poof to me.""Very easy to get lost. Very easy indeed. Of course I know it like my own toenails, naturally, but you would only get lost in there. Yes, you would. Planning on going there? You'll only get lost.""How should I know? Bugger off.""What do you think you're doing? Do you want a whack in the head?""Cool! Wish I had more joints."The old man is not impressed and looks away.The old man drops his staff and stands up with a glint in his eyes. "Thanks mate! This shirt is megacool!" he says and quickly takes off the old shirt he is wearing and tosses it on the ground. "Wohoa! It fits! Coolness! I really have to get high now!" Mumbling something to himself the old man starts to walk towards the forest, stops, retrieves his staff and soon disappears amongst the mighty trees.He apparently does not want that.An old man holding a wooden staff is sitting on a tree stump nearby.CowHave you never seen a cow before?You are no farmer. Besides, you don't have a bucket.Hello? Miss Cow? How are you?"MMMMMOOOO!!!"It is not interested.Please do not turn you sexual frustrations against the poor little cow.Feeling like Lucky Luke you mount the poor surprised cow. It however does not like the idea and throws you off its back. Fortunately the earth is quite soft here. As you get back on your feet you notice a round black orb on the ground near your landing site.Not again!Don't do that to the poor little cow.A cow is grazing nearby.$pThe passage in the wall closes with a thud.$pThe grinding sound stops suddenly.Huh?Please rephrase.Nothing to do.I don't know what you mean by 'it'.I don't know what you mean by 'them'.One at a time, please.I can't guess what you want to $v.You must supply a noun.You must give an object after 'but'.You can only use 'but' after 'all'.That doesn't leave much to $v!I don't know which $1 you mean.You can't see any such thing.You can't go that way.You can't do that.You can't $v the $1.There is nothing here that you can $v.There is$$, and here.is here.Thecontains, and $$.Theis empty.You have scoredpoints out ofThat word is not understood.(again)Enter file name to save inThat file already exists, overwrite (RETURN confirms) ? Sorry, save failed.Sorry, could not open that save file.Sorry, the save file was created by a different version.Sorry, the save file did not contain a save for this adventure.Enter file name to restore fromAre you sure (RETURN confirms) ? Do you want to RESTART, RESTORE or QUIT ? a$pYou have been here for much too long. It's about time you tried to leave this place for good. However it might not be that easy...$pLEAVES$nA Short Interactive Journey by Mikko Vuorinen$nRelease 3; Compiled with PC ALAN 2.7(5)$nSend comments and bug reports and everything to mvuorine@cc.helsinki.fi