Solution(s) to "Dash Slapney, Patrol Leader" by Andrew Schultz Everyone's happy: get river, knots, candy and sheet give blue river to fatty give blue river to timmy give knots to mikey give candy to fatty give sheet to ted Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z One person's upset: (no difference for leaving different people upset. Sorry.) get log,candy,sheet,knots give knots to mikey give log to mikey give candy to fatty give sheet to ted Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Two people are upset: get sheet,knots,log,kit give kit to ted give sheet to ted give knots to mikey give log to mikey Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z