PIG-RPG 'Rape, Pillage Galore!' 2002 noonius@netexpress.ee 'Hight fantasy, elves, grand heroes--this all has been casted inside this mathemathical fabric, one which rolls open to reveal one varied, dramatic and emotional adventure; on the surface of Your magical mirror will be manifested dangerous monsters and terribly beatiful noblewomen; a wonderful world with names that upon uttering could conjure up the most dangerous creatures of the shadow-plains--creatures, which could can be fought only by a magnificent and a grand hero, by sir Algebrah; and this all has been recorded by Your humble chronicer Valentin Amorous, casting my eyes down, kissing the dust on His silver armour.' And by the way: while being obliging to the public, the syntax of commands for this PIG game have been greatly simplified and the learning-curve has been levelled near flat. Only two commands have to be memorized in order to carry on the narration, as follows: SLAY LAY The game can be exited by commanding 'q', 'x', 'quit' etc., and the chronicles of the hero are automatically recorded in the file 'pig-rpg.log'.