That Thought Park
So what do I do here? Where do I go? Does it matter which way?
It doesn't matter which way you go. You'll wind up in the next place.
Bees Wood
Is this any different from That Thought Park?
Just go in any direction. I'm building up atmosphere, here.
A Feel Copse
Is this any different? Is this the last one?
Also, you can't go to the next room right away.
Is there a right answer to the question?
Disagreeing gets you to the game proper.
Does how I walk through the first three rooms make any difference?
You can look at the table of rotation responses in the source code to see what goes where, and how.
Cadet Space
How do I get out of here?
X COT. The third one you search will have something.
What do I do with the token?
PUT TOKEN IN PROTECTOR POCKET.
Sense Common
What can I do here?
Well, there is nothing specific, but there are a few other places to go. The Back Quarter is one.
What is a Head Forge for?
Once you've got the paper from the Change Chump, you can enter the/a head forge successfully.
Back Quarter
What should I do with the armchair?
You can PUSH it south. Then west. That gets you a wait paper.
Delta of Delta
Which of the solution, bottle or jars should I take? Does it matter?
You need to choose one to get through the game.
Crazy Bureau
How do I get east?
That's done off to the west.
PURPOSES CROSS
What do I do here?
Each has something useful for you. But there's nothing strictly game-critical in the Cross, for the moment.
Can I cross Bull Gully?
You need to get rid of the Erotic Auto to the north, the Charming Prints to the east, and the Neutrality Net to the south.
Click to show next hintThe basic loop is auto, prints, net, auto.
What are the buttons for?
None of the others do anything, though you can try to press the missing Y, if you want.
Glorious Vein
Hey! I can't go east and/or west. What gives?
To go east, you need the bottle. To go west, you need the solution.
What's the deal with the auto?
It's just about ready to go, but apparently there are safety inspections, which are kind of for wimps, but eh.
Click to show next hintOtherwise, you'll need the item that fell out when you got rid of the charming prints.
Is the paper that falls out of the auto useful?
Yes, for a few laughs.
Jungle of Law
Hey! I can't go east and/or down. What gives?
To go east, you need the jars. To go west, you need the solution.
Whatr's the deal with the Neutrality Net?
Which way depends on whether or not you got to Shock Culture. If you got rid of Kay Riss, then USE STRIP ON NET.
Click to show next hintOtherwise, use the item you got from the charming prints on the net.
Coach Stage
Hey! I can't go north and/or south. What gives?
To go north, you need the bottle. To go south, you need the jars.
What's the deal with the charming prints?
If you didn't, use the item you got after dismantling the Erotic Auto.
How do I get rid of the grate?
DEAL GRATE, DEMAND GRATE, DIVIDE GRATE, ESCAPE GRATE, SHAKE GRATE, STUFF GRATE.
Is there anything in the bare cave I should be scared of?
No, that was just the mind grate messing with you.
What do I do in the Bare Cave?
There are a lot of irrelevant buttons with stupid jokes (some more obscure than others) and some hints. You can try them or peek at the source code.
How do I get through the game?
Any direction 3 times, search 3 cots, put token in pocket, push armchair to space, enter forge. Get one of three items from the delta, then return. Go east to put the tiger paper in the coop.
Click to show next hintInside the Bare Cave, try 1i or 1u to get done.
Bottle?
If you pick up the bottle, TRACK LAUGH in Shock Culture then USE STRIP ON NET, USE GAS ON AUTO, USE SLIME ON PRINTS
Jar?
If you pick up the jars, COMMENT NO in the Snipe Gutter then USE BUCKLE ON AUTO, USE BOLT ON PRINTS, USE HOOK ON NET
Solution?
If you pick up the solution, MODEL ROLL in Lent-You-Corp then USE DEVICE ON PRINTS, USE BULLET ON NET, USE ENGINE ON AUTO
What is funny stuff to do?
Nothing yet.
How do I score points?
Finding the right button to push on the People Pod.
Are there alternate endings?
No, not really. Maybe post-release.