SEER TREES
How do I get rid of the Stark Rats?
USE PARTY TRAP ON STARK RATS.
COLD LOC
What do I do with the rift fir and past sap?
USE PUCE CUP ON PAST SAP.
What do I do with King Nik?
The Spur Ups are handy back in Yelpley, to motivate you.
APSE SPA
Can I peel off the dose sod?
USE PUCE CUP ON DOSE SOD.
Is there anything beyond the Apse Spa, in Go-By Bog?
Or you can just examine the maps in Apse Spa.
FLU GULF
How to I help out the Gulf Lug?
USE DEMO MED ON GULF LUG.
Why can't I go west?
USE NAT'S TAN ON SCORN ROCS.
OOZE ZOO
How do I get rid of the sleep eels?
USE STOCK COTS ON SLEEP EELS.
FRUSH SURF
What do I do with the yak?
The yak knocks the ogre over with a special command, allowing you passage east from the Lair Trial.
Click to show next hintYAK OKAY.
MOO ROOM
What do I do here?
You can deal with the hay much later.
What can I do with the yahoo hay?
USE ENACT CANE ON YAHOO HAY.
SNEER GREENS
How do I kill off the Yuge Guy?
USE REP POPPER ON ME TOTEM.
DUMB MUD
How do I get rid of the gnu dung blocking the way west?
USE POO COOP ON GNU DUNG.
How do I get rid of the turf rut blocking the way south?
USE POO COOP ON TURF RUT.
Can I dispose of the Lie Veil?
USE EXAM AXE ON LIE VEIL.
MONT NOM
What is Rob doing? How do I get rid of him?
BORE ROB.
Can I make any sort of special food here?
USE SNACK CANS ON UFO TOFU.
LE BABEL
What is the opossum doing? Is it useful?
MUSS OPOSSUM.
Why can't I take the bros' orb?
You need to have spent time in the Tao Boat for that to happen.
SWAMP MAWS
What is the made dam for?
This helps you locate something.
UNEVEN U
Why won't the Code Doc help me?
USE TENT NET ON CODE DOC.
What does the Code Doc have to say?
USE SPA MAPS ON CODE DOC.
A porch crop sprouted up! How do I tame or trim it?
USE WASH SAW ON PORCH CROP.
LAIR TRIAL
What to do here?
Not much.
MOTTO BOTTOM
What can I do with the tame mat?
USE SAGE GAS ON TAME MAT.
What is the guru rug for?
USE SHARP RAHS ON GURU RUG.
YACK CAY
How do I get past the Known Wonk?
USE EL DOODLE ON EDITS TIDE.
Can I clean the Tru Yurt?
USE MOOR BROOM ON TRU YURT.
LAC OFT FOCAL
What do I do with the Tao Boat?
Now that you're all peaceful, you can explore other places.
The Tao Boat caused one of my items to be diminished! What else do I need to do?
The not-a-baton can be used on the reifier in Work Row.
Can the kayak take me anywhere?
USE ELOPE POLE ON KAYAK.
Cool! I got something with the kayak trip. What do I do with it?
Using the you buoy on the rotator in Work Row will cause something to fall out.
YAWN WAY
Is there anything to do here?
No, not much, other than go a bunch of different directions.
How do I go east?
PUFF UP.
ART XTRA
What do I need to do to get the Trap Art?
Nothing. Just take it. It's useful elsewhere.
What do I need to do to get El Doodle?
Nothing. Just take it. It's useful elsewhere.
What are the stray arts for?
General scenery and stuff.
How do I give the Revolt Lover something cool?
USE STRAW ARTS ON REVOLT LOVER.
EVADED AVE
What is a Frood?
...and it means "a really together guy."
Why won't the door frood let me go west or east?
USE TO IDIOT ON DOOR FROOD.
YELL ALLEY
What is the navy van for?
Most reading material you've found is strictly informational, so the van doesn't need them.
Click to show next hintUSE PITY TIP ON EYE.
How do I get the TNT from the bomb mob?
If you're opening clues at the start of the game, be warned that this stretches well through the game.
Click to show next hintOr on the TNT.
TRAPEZE PART
How do I get across the trapeze?
TEND NET.
MY GYM
How do I get around Dave?
EVADE DAVE.
What is the wash saw for?
What you need to cut is over in Grebeberg.
WORN ROW
How do I get past Ian?
NAIL IAN.
It's empty here. How do I fill things out a bit?
WORD ROW.
What do I put in which machine? Can I mess things up?
There's no way to use the machines to break the game.
Why does the cart seem a bit oddly shaped?
The book that drops out is not useful.
What do I do with the reifier?
USE NOT-A-BATON ON REIFIER.
What do I do with the rotator?
USE YOU BUOY ON ROTATOR.
What do I do with the reviver?
USE DIRT RID ON REVIVER.
Help! A machine broke!
That just clues you don't need to use it any more.
Help! All the machines broke!
USE YARD RAY ON TEST SET.
EMO DOME
Why am I running past too fast?
Also, once you PULL UP, the Emo Dome is safe.
Why can't I go north?
This can be done right away after you have both items.
SWEPT PEWS
How do I deal with the wordy drow and liar grail?
USE PUCE CUP ON LIAR GRAIL.
Why is the wordy drow's first moan starred out?
Google the Tetragrammaton to determine the middle of the seven letters.
DRAWL WARD
Can I help the Bond Nob?
USE PUCE CUP ON BOND NOB.
DOPY POD
What do I do with the demo med?
Just take it, for now.
What is the demo med's brand name? Is it important?
Since Dyspepsia is stomach troubles, this may help someone with stomach pains.
How do I clean up the cassettes sac? Is it worth it?
USE CAVE VAC ON CASSETTES SAC.
SCRAP ARCS
What to do with the slate metals?
The key would be useful to open something locked.
TOLL LOT
How do I get rid of the cross orc?
USE CASH SAC ON CROSS ORC.
Is the crag arc hiding anything?
USE RADAR ON CRAG ARC.
GROSS ORG
How do I get rid of Ned?
DENY NED.
How do I get past the gate?
USE YE KEY ON ETAGE GATE.
PRO CORP
Help! The Psi Wisp is vicious!
WORN ROW.
What to do here?
All sorts of cool stuff! Take everything you want!
What do I do with the DNA band?
If you use it on the reifier in Work Row, it becomes a more viable life form. Or part of one.
What can I do with the butene tub?
USE GORGE GROG ON BUTENE TUB.
DEFT FED
What does Sniffins want?
USE YOB ATTABOY ON SNIFFINS.
What does Sniffins want now?
USE ELAN ALE ON SNIFFINS.
RED ROSES ORDER
How do I defeat Ms. Ism?
USE BROS' ORB ON MIRROR RIM.
What are the sword rows for for?
USE BALSA SLAB ON SWORD ROWS.
What are the Odd Do points?
Some commands could be made into palindromes, and there are some (hopefully) amusing alternate palindroms.
How do I get all the points for Dim Mid?
1 point if you USE X-ITE TIX ON TIX EXIT
How do I get all the points for Yelpley?
1 point if you USE BALSA SLAB ON SWORD ROWS.
How do I get all the points for Grebeberg?
1 point if you USE TROLL ORT ON BRAG GARB. (note: this can be done outside of Grebeberg, but it's part of a Grebeberg puzzle.)
Click to show next hint1 point if you USE REP POPPER ON ME TOTEM.
How do I get all the points for Odd Do?
1 point if you TRACE CART in Word Row.
Why do some points get scored in some regions?
Using the murdered rum gets a Dim Mid point because it and the yard ray are from opposite areas, and you ultimately use the yard ray in the Dirge Grid. EMIT NOONTIME follows the same logic.
Click to show next hintPACE CAP gets a Dim Mid point because the cap is from Fun Enuf. You could argue it should be a Grebeberg point as well, but the Flee Elf initially tells you the cap has more than one alignment.
Click to show next hintUSE GATE TAG ON SOOT TATTOOS also can be done in Grebeberg, but the tag and tattoos are from Yelpley, and the state tats are useful in Yelpley.
Which rooms change names, when?
There are minor spoilers here, so I'll note that room name changes are listed in approximate quest order.
Click to show next hintLac Oft Focal becomes Lac Old Local after you successfully operate the kayak and the tao boat.
Click to show next hintEmo Dome becomes Dome, Mod after you beat the Diktat Kid.
What's an antimetabole?
This is where I poke you to use Google. Oh, all RIGHT. I had to look up if there was a term like that, myself.
Click to show next hintExamples include "When the going gets tough, the tough get going" and "Failing to prepare is preparing to fail" and "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us."