rem first.dat rem First attempt at using game engine ROOM 2 Red Room WEST 3 SOUTH 4 EAST 5 END_ROOM ROOM 3 Blue Room EAST 2 END_ROOM ROOM 4 Purple room NORTH 2 END_ROOM ROOM 5 Dingy Crawlspace WEST 2 NORTH 6 END_ROOM ROOM 6 Dingy Crawlspace SOUTH 5 NORTH 7 END_ROOM ROOM 7 Gross Room SOUTH 6 LIGHT 1 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 2 You are in the Red Room. There are lots of Van Halen posters on the wall, and many discarded guitar picks lie strewn about the floor. There is an exit to the west and a sturdy wooden door stands on the south wall. It smells funny in here. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 3 You are in the Blue Room. There are lots of blue things here. Someone has drawn graffiti on the walls with crayon. There is a single exit to the east. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 4 You are in the purple room. Everything in the room is purple, except for a white toilet standing in the center of the room. There is a single exit to the north. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 5 You are in a dingy crawlspace between the walls of the house. It is damp and foul-smelling, with leaky water pipes dripping onto the floor. The light in here is very dim, and you can barely see. You have to brush away dozens of spider webs to make any progress down this gloomy corridor. The crawlspace continues to the north, and there is a brightly lit exit to the west. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 6 You are in a dingy crawlspace between the walls of the house. Nasty slime runs down the walls and puddles on the floor. Cobwebs hamper your progress and your vision. Through the gloom, you can make out a tiny, darkened exit to north and a slightly brighter exit to the south. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 7 You are in a blood-stained room. Bits of gore are splattered across the walls and ceiling. The floor is a rancid pool of blood. Smells of filth and decay strangle your breathing. Putrid, pulsing things that resemble squashed eyeballs grow like mold in the stinking darkness of this room. A few bones lay in one corner. On one wall, someone has scrawled a bloody message. The only exit is a tiny opening to the south. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 200 Door wooden INVISIBLE CLOSEABLE CLOSED LOCATION 2 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 200 The door is sturdy. It is covered with scratches, as if it has denied entry to several unhappy idiots. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 201 Toilet white There is a toilet here. LOCKABLE LOCKED KEY 202 LOCATION 4 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 201 The toilet looks like any other toilet you've ever seen, except that some idiot has put a lock on this one. A large metal padlock prevents anyone from opening the lid. That may explain why the toilet is remarkably clean compared to the slovenly condition of the rest of the house. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 202 Key filthy There is a slime-covered key here. LOCATION 7 POINTS 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 202 It is a large brass key. It is covered with a slimey, rancid film, and it stinks. You are repulsed at the thought of touching this nasty object. END_NOUN NOUN 203 Picks guitar INVISIBLE LOCATION 2 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 203 There is a wide assortment of guitar picks on the floor. Some seem to be in good condition, while others have been broken and chewed on. From the smell, it would appear that some of them have been pissed on. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 204 pissrot pissy You really have to piss. UNMOVABLE LOCATION 2 END_NOUN NOUN 205 Flashlight plastic There is a battery-operated flashlight here. IS_LIGHT LOCATION 3 NOUN_SYNONYMS light END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 205 What can I say? It's a gray, plastic flashlight, manufactured by GE, with a red on/off switch. The lens is slightly cracked, but other than that it appears to be in good working order. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 206 Floor sticky INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 2 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 206 The floor is sticky and littered with guitar picks, most of which are permanantly adhered to the floor by the smelly gunk that has dried here. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 207 Posters Van Halen INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 2 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 207 The posters are all tattered and faded, souveniers of concerts long past. Most of the posters show the original band, with David Lee Roth as lead singer. Only one more recent poster shows Sammy Hagar. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 208 Poster David Lee Roth INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 2 NOUN_SYNONYMS David Roth END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 208 The poster shows David Lee Roth leaping into the air in the middle of the song "Jump." This was shortly before Roth stupidly left the band to pursue his solo career. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 209 Poster Sammy Hagar INVISIBLE LOCATION 2 NOUN_SYNONYMS Sammy Hagar END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 209 The poster shows shows recently-fired lead singer Sammy Hagar. His mouth is wide open as he screams into the microphone. His expression looks odd, as if he is trying to tell you something. END_NOUN_DESCR (* Visible version of the Sammy Hagar poster. This one will be *) (* switched for #209 when you get the poster, so that if you drop *) (* it somewhere, it will be visible. *) NOUN 210 Poster Sammy Hagar There is a Sammy Hagar poster here. NOUN_SYNONYMS Sammy Hagar END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 210 The poster shows shows recently-fired lead singer Sammy Hagar. His mouth is wide open as he screams into the microphone. His expression looks odd, as if he is trying to tell you something. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 211 Poster Eddie Van Halen INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 2 NOUN_SYNONYMS Eddie END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 211 The poster shows Eddie in his long haired days, playing a red and white striped guitar. Eddie is in the middle of a solo, both hands tapping on the finger board wildly. The edges of this poster are torn and frawed, as if it has been taken down and retaped to many walls over the years. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 212 Poster Alex Van Halen INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 2 NOUN_SYNONYMS Alex END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 212 The poster shows Alex Van Halen playing the drums. There is a copy of Playboy propped open on his drum set, and he is staring intently into it as if he were an orchestral percussionist and it was the score of a Mozart operetta. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 213 Poster Michael Anthony INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 2 NOUN_SYNONYMS Michael Anthony END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 213 There is nothing particularly interesting about the Michael Anthony poster. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 214 Hole jagged The is a hole in the east wall. UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 214 The hole appears to be left from someone smashing a heavy object into the wall. A stale odor slowly seeps from the hole, and peering through it you see only cobwebs and chilly darkness. You surmise that you might be able to fit through the opening, although you are not anxious to try it. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 215 Piss yellow Your piss is floating in the toilet bowl. UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYM urine END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 215 Difficult as it is to believe, there is nothing remarkable about your piss. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 216 Things blue INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 3 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 216 Except for being blue, there is nothing interesting about the things. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 217 Walls blue INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 3 NOUN_SYNONYMS Wall END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 217 The walls are solid blue, and some one has drawn graffiti on them with a blue crayon. It is hardly an ergonomic color choice, but you might be able to read the writing if you try. END_NOUN_DESCR 218 NOUN 218 Crayon blue There is a blue crayon here. LOCATION 3 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 218 The blue crayon, a Crayola, was probably used to write the graffiti on the walls of the blue room. Although rather old looking, the crayon has not seen much use and still has a fairly sharp point. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 219 Graffiti blue INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE READABLE LOCATION 3 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 219 The blue on blue graffiti is hardly an ergonomic color scheme, but you might be able to read it if you try. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 219 Straining your eyes to dichipher the blue on blue lettering, you read: Sammy Hagar has the key. END_TEXT NOUN 220 Posters Van Halen INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 220 The posters are all tattered and faded, souveniers of concerts long past. The posters show only the original band, with David Lee Roth as lead singer. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 221 Picture Barney There is a picture of Barney here. NOUN_SYNONYMS Barney dinosaur END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 221 The picture shows Barney, the insidious purple newt, hated by all adults humans yet loved by children everywhere. You suspect that children's soft, undeveloped minds are drawn to Barney in the same way that a moth is drawn to a bug zapper, and with much the same result. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 222 Picture pissed on There is a pissed on picture of Barney here. NOUN_SYNONYMS Barney dinosaur END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 222 The picture shows Barney, the insidious purple newt, hated by all adults humans yet loved by children everywhere. You suspect that children's soft, undeveloped minds are drawn to Barney in the same way that a moth is drawn to a bug zapper, and with much the same result. The picture is covered with piss. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 223 Picture shredded There are torn up pieces of a picture here. NOUN_SYNONYMS Barney dinosaur pieces confetti END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 223 The picture of Barney has been shredded beyond recognition. Just a bunch of purple confetti. It makes you wish that life always imitaded art. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 224 Wall Slimey INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE READABLE LOCATION 7 NOUN_SYNONYMS Walls writing message END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 224 The wall is caked in blood and pulsing with nasty, gooey slime. Someone has scrawled a message in the gore. If you strain your eyes, you might be able to read it. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 224 Large, crudely-formed letters have been written in the bloody slime on the wall. The lettering says: Barney must die! END_TEXT NOUN 225 Sandwich turkey There is a turkey sandwich here. LOCATION 2 EDIBLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 225 It is a huge turkey club sandwich, with turkey, American cheese, lettuce, mayonaise, and two slices of bacon on a flaky croissant roll. The meat is piled high. It looks delicious. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 226 Bones old INVISIBLE UNMOVABLE LOCATION 7 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 226 The old, bleached-white bones appear to be of human origin. END_NOUN NOUN 227 Pants dirty INVISIBLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 227 You are wearing a pair of Levis jeans. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 228 phone ringing There is a ringing telephone here. NOUN_SYNONYMS telephone END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 228 It's a black cel phone. The word "CLUE" is written on it in big bold letters. It is ringing. END_NOUN CREATURE 300 Bear ferocious There is a ferocious bear here. LOCATION 7 END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 300 The bear is large and quite hostile looking. He looks as if he might rip you to shreds at any moment. If I were you, I'd take some preventative action very quickly. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 301 Bear happy There is a friendly bear here. END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 301 The bear looks quite content. He is curled up on the floor with a full belly and smile on his face. END_CREATURE_DESCR VERB Dummy_Verb1 PISS PEE Dummy_Verb2 FLUSH Dummy_Verb3 WRITE Dummy_Verb4 RIP TEAR SHRED DESTROY Dummy_Verb5 SMELL Dummy_Verb6 TALK Dummy_Verb7 ANSWER Dummy_Verb8 SHIT Dummy_Verb9 GIVE FEED EXAMINE DESCRIBE END_VERB MAXIMUM_SCORE 5