(dp0 S'buildDestination' p1 S'' p2 sS'saveDestination' p3 V/Users/lukeroberts/Snark Quest.tws p4 sS'metadata' p5 (dp6 sS'target' p7 S'responsive' p8 sS'storyPanel' p9 (dp10 S'widgets' p11 (lp12 (dp13 S'selected' p14 I00 sS'pos' p15 (lp16 I10 aI10 asS'passage' p17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p18 (dp20 S'text' p21 VYou are a unnamed protagonist suddenly inserted into this world as a student who lacks a name. You hear your mom telling you to wake-up so you can get to Boarding One-Room Independent National Graduate School Institute Teaching Elementary, just barely hearing her stamp on a beetle in the kitchen. You know that the Boarding One-Room Independent National Graduate School Institute Teaching Elementary is a both a really long name and a simultaneous contradiction, so you will just call it the shorter name of "school" most of the time.\u000a Will you wake up and go to school normally, sleep in and address your insipid thoughts or sneak out the open window to school like a ninja? Or do other choices?\u000a[[You confront the perils of adolescence!]]\u000a[[You sleep in]]\u000a[[Sneak out the open window. Mom will be so proud of me!]]\u000a[[Neither choice! I'm a free protagonist!]]\u000a[[Are you an angel?]]\u000a p22 sS'title' p23 VStart p24 sS'modified' p25 ctime struct_time p26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I13 I8 I18 I2 I346 I0 tp27 (dp28 tp29 Rp30 sS'tags' p31 (lp32 sS'created' p33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I17 I13 I6 I315 I0 tp34 (dp35 tp36 Rp37 sbsa(dp38 g14 I00 sg15 (lp39 F6.33333333333321 aF142.6666666666666 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p40 (dp41 g21 VSnark Quest p42 sg23 VSnark Quest p43 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I18 I30 I6 I315 I0 tp44 (dp45 tp46 Rp47 sg31 (lp48 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I17 I13 I6 I315 I0 tp49 (dp50 tp51 Rp52 sbsa(dp53 g14 I00 sg15 (lp54 F3.3333333333331665 aF269.0000000000002 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p55 (dp56 g21 VBy Luke Roberts p57 sg23 VLuke Roberts p58 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I19 I24 I6 I315 I0 tp59 (dp60 tp61 Rp62 sg31 (lp63 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I17 I13 I6 I315 I0 tp64 (dp65 tp66 Rp67 sbsa(dp68 g14 I00 sg15 (lp69 F146.66666666666654 aF16.000000000000004 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p70 (dp71 g21 VYou sleep through your nagging parental guardian wanting to wake you up. Instead of waking up and being rushed to the stereotypically depressing public education system of America, you sleep in and dream about...\u000a[[The food you had last night for dinner]]\u000a[[A world of happiness where everything makes you puke]] p72 sg23 VYou sleep in p73 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I16 I9 I5 I6 I315 I0 tp74 (dp75 tp76 Rp77 sg31 (lp78 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I20 I52 I6 I315 I0 tp79 (dp80 tp81 Rp82 sbsa(dp83 g14 I00 sg15 (lp84 F268.6666666666667 aF16.000000000000004 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p85 (dp86 g21 VYou dream about the succulent fruit you had last night for dinner, getting lost as your delectible dreams about the fruits in your stomach from dinner envelop your subconscious.\u000a\u000a ...Wait a minute, who the heck eats fruit for dinner? What, are ramen noodles not good enough for this fine feast just after dusk?\u000a\u000a The eaten fruits in your dream are offended by the unfavorable comparisons to the run-of-the-mill food for most college students. They then plot to take over your brain in the real world in a scheme for world domination!\u000a\u000a[[I don't care if fruit takes over the world, dreams are the apple of my eye!]]\u000a\u000a[[Let's stop this healthy menace from world domination!]] \u000a\u000a p87 sg23 VThe food you had last night for dinner p88 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I42 I16 I2 I346 I0 tp89 (dp90 tp91 Rp92 sg31 (lp93 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I28 I35 I6 I315 I0 tp94 (dp95 tp96 Rp97 sbsa(dp98 g14 I00 sg15 (lp99 F393.6666666666668 aF13.000000000000004 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p100 (dp101 g21 VYou continue to dream on, blissfully unaware that the Ferocious Rigamarole Unusually Involving Tomatoes hijacks your drowsy brain to take over the world in your current year of 1893. Congrats, you've doomed the universe!\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]\u000a p102 sg23 VI don't care if fruit takes over the world, dreams are the apple of my eye! p103 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I42 I26 I2 I346 I0 tp104 (dp105 tp106 Rp107 sg31 (lp108 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I40 I0 I6 I315 I0 tp109 (dp110 tp111 Rp112 sbsa(dp113 g14 I00 sg15 (lp114 F510.0000000000001 aF141.0 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p115 (dp116 g21 VYou successfully stop the fruit menace from taking over your bodily functions Thanks to their lack of healthy foods, the world population begins to grow lethargic and lazy without their fruity overlords to guide them, with schools being shut down, businesses being closed, and life as we know it coming to a standstill.\u000a\u000a[[But one protagonist will rise again to live a healthy lifestyle by eating vegtables...]]\u000a[[Who cares! No responsibilities!]] p117 sg23 VLet's stop this healthy menace from world domination! p118 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I42 I58 I2 I346 I0 tp119 (dp120 tp121 Rp122 sg31 (lp123 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I50 I35 I6 I315 I0 tp124 (dp125 tp126 Rp127 sbsa(dp128 g14 I00 sg15 (lp129 F519.6666666666667 aF10.999999999999996 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p130 (dp131 g21 VYou successfully conquer the morbid obesity plaguing the real world all alone. However, since you are the only one exercising, there is no lasting motivation to continue. Triathalons become boring, as you are simultaneously 1st, 2nd, and 3rd all at once. You become known as the Healthy Heathen, and everybody hates you for wanting to stand against the universe's stubborn and boring lifestyle. You die alone, and are remembered as Bob the Tomato for all eternity!\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p132 sg23 VBut one protagonist will rise again to live a healthy lifestyle by eating vegtables... p133 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I42 I31 I2 I346 I0 tp134 (dp135 tp136 Rp137 sg31 (lp138 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I15 I53 I46 I6 I315 I0 tp139 (dp140 tp141 Rp142 sbsa(dp143 g14 I00 sg15 (lp144 F639.3333333333331 aF140.66666666666666 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p145 (dp146 g21 VThe world descends into a unproductive menace withot a hero to guide them. People play Flappy Bird until their wills read "You'll never beat my high score." The world is in perpetual happinness due to not having goals to aim for. Nobody quarrels with each other, but without clear motivations, nothing ever gets done, and it is all your fault. \u000a But hey, at least we don't have to worry about that world peace thing right?\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p147 sg23 VWho cares! No responsibilities! p148 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I43 I8 I2 I346 I0 tp149 (dp150 tp151 Rp152 sg31 (lp153 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I16 I1 I7 I6 I315 I0 tp154 (dp155 tp156 Rp157 sbsa(dp158 g14 I00 sg15 (lp159 F138.3333333333333 aF261.3402537485581 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p160 (dp161 g21 VYou eagerly wake up and get ready for school. However, you've missed the bus. What do you do?\u000a[[Walk to school like the late lowly peasant you are]]\u000a[[Jack a skatebord from an unsuspecting lawn]]\u000a p162 sg23 VYou confront the perils of adolescence! p163 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I12 I54 I17 I6 I336 I0 tp164 (dp165 tp166 Rp167 sg31 (lp168 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I16 I7 I4 I6 I315 I0 tp169 (dp170 tp171 Rp172 sbsa(dp173 g14 I00 sg15 (lp174 F143.66666666666657 aF138.66666666666674 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p175 (dp176 g21 VYou dream about a world of bunnies and rainbows that make Chuck Norris cry due their sickenely sweet aura. Suddnely, an evil overlord comes to take over this charming environment...\u000a[[Wait, that's so cliche! Bring on the fluffy pillows and sweets!]]\u000a[[Heck yeah! Bring on the dark environmentally polluting overlords!]] p177 sg23 VA world of happiness where everything makes you puke p178 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I16 I17 I48 I6 I315 I0 tp179 (dp180 tp181 Rp182 sg31 (lp183 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I16 I9 I8 I6 I315 I0 tp184 (dp185 tp186 Rp187 sbsa(dp188 g14 I00 sg15 (lp189 F265.6666666666667 aF140.33333333333334 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p190 (dp191 g21 VYou live happily in the sweet dream world while your adorable friends continue to stuff your face with marshmellows until you are so white you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. \u000a But you can change this. Do you want to wake up and seize the day, or stay in this saccherinely cloying dream world?\u000a[[Stay situated in the sugary syrup-saturated surroundings]]\u000a[[You confront the perils of adolescence!]] p192 sg23 VWait, that's so cliche! Bring on the fluffy pillows and sweets! p193 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I42 I44 I2 I346 I0 tp194 (dp195 tp196 Rp197 sg31 (lp198 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I16 I11 I48 I6 I315 I0 tp199 (dp200 tp201 Rp202 sbsa(dp203 g14 I00 sg15 (lp204 F386.00000000000006 aF140.66666666666666 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p205 (dp206 g21 VThe evil overlords with no real motive pollute the environment until everything from the Celery Stalk Kids to the Rainbow Primeates is overrun by a stereotypically grimdark atmosphere so depressing even Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice looks like Peewee's Playhouse!\u000a Congrats, you've obliterated all happiness on Earth!\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p207 sg23 VHeck yeah! Bring on the dark environmentally polluting overlords! p208 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I42 I50 I2 I346 I0 tp209 (dp210 tp211 Rp212 sg31 (lp213 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I11 I16 I17 I52 I6 I315 I0 tp214 (dp215 tp216 Rp217 sbsa(dp218 g14 I00 sg15 (lp219 F130.66666666666663 aF385.2612456747404 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p220 (dp221 g21 VYou take the walk of shame to school, just barely managing to make it to class on time. Not long into your first class, your attention starts to wane, and your eyes sag with boredom from the teacher's ludicrous lecture, slowly falling asleep. Suddenly, the teacher calls on you for sleeping in class, and the entire class is looking your disastrous disruption. What do you say?\u000a[[I wasn't sleeping, I was just meditating on your lecture!]]\u000a[[I was just shielding my mind from my adjacent classmate Larry breaking wind.]]\u000a[[Jump up on your desk, start dancing the Macarena and suddenly burst into an acapella cover of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor to cover your screw-up.]]\u000a p222 sg23 VWalk to school like the late lowly peasant you are p223 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I16 I10 I26 I5 I342 I0 tp224 (dp225 tp226 Rp227 sg31 (lp228 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I17 I29 I16 I1 I317 I0 tp229 (dp230 tp231 Rp232 sbsa(dp233 g14 I00 sg15 (lp234 F257.45098039215685 aF387.95501730103854 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p235 (dp236 g21 VThe teaher rolls her eyes. "That's double detention." You gasp like you're in some cheesy horror movie. What do you do?\u000a[[Go to detention like the sad sleeping sack of silliness you are.]]\u000a[[Skip detention and walk home later. What is teach gonna do, call the cops?]] p237 sg23 VI wasn't sleeping, I was just meditating on your lecture! p238 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I17 I41 I12 I1 I317 I0 tp239 (dp240 tp241 Rp242 sg31 (lp243 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I17 I38 I11 I1 I317 I0 tp244 (dp245 tp246 Rp247 sbsa(dp248 g14 I00 sg15 (lp249 F379.3333333333333 aF386.9999999999996 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p250 (dp251 g21 VYou serve your time in detention writing meaningless words that don't actually feel like a punishment. You take the walk of shame back home to your family. You are forever known in school as "Detention Dork," and everyone refers to you by this name-your parents, your friends and even your pet.\u000a\u000a After you graduate from school later on, you apply for a job. You go through the interview process, you send follow-up emails, and you groan at the state of unemployement cesspool you are stuck in.\u000a\u000a One day, you get a call from your unspecified Creepily Obstinate Managers Plotting Against Naive Youth. You brace yourself for a response...\u000a\u000a ...and as it turns out, you got the job! You celebrate happily and start your mysterious position at your new job. Everything goes off without a hitch...at first.\u000a\u000a One day, you see your favorite sweet in the workplace's vending machine, but you are out of money. You desperately want your favorite snack despite being aware of Candy Always Vilily Instigates Teeth Yuckiness Immediately Evoking Stress. You steal(!) it from the vending machine, but at first, nobody notices your misdeed. However, your boss calls you into his office a day later.\u000a\u000a "I can't believe you would do such a heinous deed and get away with it!" says your boss. "I can't believe an employee would...be known as the Detention Dork!"\u000a You live your life in shame, acknowledging this unorthodox ending was largely pointless and existed for no reason.\u000aThanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p252 sg23 VGo to detention like the sad sleeping sack of silliness you are. p253 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I5 I59 I6 I336 I0 tp254 (dp255 tp256 Rp257 sg31 (lp258 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I17 I41 I22 I1 I317 I0 tp259 (dp260 tp261 Rp262 sbsa(dp263 g14 I00 sg15 (lp264 F504.33333333333337 aF387.00000000000017 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p265 (dp266 g21 VTurns out the teach actually DOES call the cops. You spend the life on the run, always fleeing from the cops for skipping that deadly double detention. The police chief, Stewart, hates your guts, and eventually apprehends you after 5678 days of running. You spend the rest of life rotting in jail like the law-breaking rebel you are.\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p267 sg23 VSkip detention and walk home later. What is teach gonna do, call the cops? p268 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I44 I27 I2 I346 I0 tp269 (dp270 tp271 Rp272 sg31 (lp273 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I17 I41 I22 I1 I317 I0 tp274 (dp275 tp276 Rp277 sbsa(dp278 g14 I00 sg15 (lp279 F130.66666666666688 aF511.99999999999994 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p280 (dp281 g21 VThe teacher wrinkles up her nose in disjust. "We have a 24-19!" she screams as the SSS (Stinky Secret Service) bust into the classroom through the wall.\u000a "Couldn't you use the door?" asks a student to the men in black.\u000a The SSS say nothing in their enigmatic manner, then tackle the your adjacent who caused the nasty scents to waft through the room, handcuffing him before hauling him off to the Fumes Attacking Really Terribly prison.\u000a You now have to live with the fact you have offically sent the sickly stinky kid to Fumes Attacking Really Terribly prison...unless you change your mind. \u000a Will you save your compatriot, or let him exist with his noxious odors in prison?\u000a[[Save the stinky schmuck!]]\u000a[[When something smells, it's usually (Larry's) butt; let him rot in prison!]]\u000a p282 sg23 VI was just shielding my mind from my adjacent classmate Larry breaking wind. p283 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I10 I59 I6 I336 I0 tp284 (dp285 tp286 Rp287 sg31 (lp288 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I17 I42 I50 I1 I317 I0 tp289 (dp290 tp291 Rp292 sbsa(dp293 g14 I00 sg15 (lp294 F261.7635524798153 aF263.7145328719723 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p295 (dp296 g21 VYou make it to school, but with a sinking feeling in your throat for "borrowing" (read: totally stealing) the skateboard. After you finish school that day, you cruise home on your skateboard, but your Tony Hawk antics are cut short by an angry neighborhood grandmother, who begins yammering about how the youth are all whippersnappers and blah blah blah...deliquents...punks...and stuff.\u000a[[You give back the skateboard and head home. Your days of sick tricks are over, punk!]]\u000a[[EAT the skateboard.]] p297 sg23 VJack a skatebord from an unsuspecting lawn p298 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I13 I7 I29 I6 I336 I0 tp299 (dp300 tp301 Rp302 sg31 (lp303 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I17 I43 I54 I1 I317 I0 tp304 (dp305 tp306 Rp307 sbsa(dp308 g14 I00 sg15 (lp309 F510.66666666666686 aF265.33333333333337 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p310 (dp311 g21 VYou (somehow?) eat the skateboard with an evil smirk. As a result, the neighborhood granny takes out her pepper spray and gives you a face full of capsicum. You fall to the ground with granny smacking you with her purse repeatedly like a schmuck. You writhe in pain until you die at a young age.\u000a\u000a At your funeral, people lament how much of a despicable person you were for wanting to be on time for school like a good boy. They cry about how their good boy turned bad by taking a small plank of wood with wheels attached briefly just to make the donuts.\u000a\u000a Your mother, shocked, comes to the funeral, saying "I always wanted my son to be a street punk, I'm so proud his death was not in vain and I can have some actual dialgoue in this story."\u000a\u000a Meanwhile, your inexplicably appearing dad, "Plot Hole," shows up because he didn't exist in the rest of the story. To bury his unresolved anguish over the passing of his son, he adopts a turtle and names it "Only Reptile," and is keen to show off its sharp swimming skills to all the neighborhood. People then forget how your parents used to have a son, with "Only Reptile" somehow becoming the President of the United States...as an animal. \u000a\u000a Wait what?\u000a\u000a You have made the planet a turlitarian one. YOU MONSTER. But even in your dead husk, you don't care: you did what you had to do like a true hero(?)\u000a\u000aThanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]\u000a\u000a p312 sg23 VEAT the skateboard. p313 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I13 I17 I7 I6 I336 I0 tp314 (dp315 tp316 Rp317 sg31 (lp318 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I17 I48 I12 I1 I317 I0 tp319 (dp320 tp321 Rp322 sbsa(dp323 g14 I00 sg15 (lp324 F386.33333333333354 aF265.3333333333332 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p325 (dp326 g21 VYou head back home with the old lady whacking you with her purse all the way, forever known as "The Skateboard Snatching Whippersnapper" from then onward. Your nasty nickname is known by everyone; even your guidance counselor Mr. Evans calls you by it and gives you ghastly glares every other day. When you eventually die, your tombstone reads "Here likes The Skateboard Snatching Whippersnapper. What a punk!"\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p327 sg23 VYou give back the skateboard and head home. Your days of sick tricks are over, punk! p328 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I43 I25 I2 I346 I0 tp329 (dp330 tp331 Rp332 sg31 (lp333 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I18 I1 I46 I1 I317 I0 tp334 (dp335 tp336 Rp337 sbsa(dp338 g14 I00 sg15 (lp339 F632.9036908881205 aF265.32583621684006 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p340 (dp341 g21 VYour fellow friends are amazed by your musical skills so much they now instantly revere you. You become known as "Dat Bach Boy." Will you be a potential one-hit-wonder with your single "Itchy Itchy Moo" involving the tribulations of cows' aggravating sores, or will you revel in your fame as you produce many follow-up albums with product placements?\u000a[["Itchy Itchy Moo" means that I love you!]]\u000a[[Become a sellout star]] p342 sg23 VJump up on your desk, start dancing the Macarena and suddenly burst into an acapella cover of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor to cover your screw-up. p343 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I22 I4 I6 I336 I0 tp344 (dp345 tp346 Rp347 sg31 (lp348 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I11 I13 I18 I51 I7 I1 I317 I0 tp349 (dp350 tp351 Rp352 sbsa(dp353 g14 I00 sg15 (lp354 F644.5363321799307 aF14.94232987312578 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p355 (dp356 g21 VYour adorable charming new friends smile while thwy smack you with pillows until you are not just sorta comfortable with your saccharine fate, you are Serta comfortable. You are stuck in your dreams perpetually hugging a kitten, unable to glare at anyone for fear of heresy in this cutesy world.\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p357 sg23 VStay situated in the sugary syrup-saturated surroundings p358 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I42 I34 I2 I346 I0 tp359 (dp360 tp361 Rp362 sg31 (lp363 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I12 I22 I19 I6 I336 I0 tp364 (dp365 tp366 Rp367 sbsa(dp368 g14 I00 sg15 (lp369 F258.6666666666666 aF509.99999999999966 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p370 (dp371 g21 VYou break into the Fumes Attacking Really Terribly prison to save your wrongfully accused comrade Larry, successfully breaking him out in the process. However, you end up in court for your atrocious antics.\u000a What is your defense?\u000a[[I was the audacious author of the abhorrent aromas!]]\u000a[[When something smells, it's usually (Larry's) butt; let him rot in prison!]]\u000a p372 sg23 VSave the stinky schmuck! p373 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I44 I50 I2 I346 I0 tp374 (dp375 tp376 Rp377 sg31 (lp378 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I13 I24 I19 I6 I336 I0 tp379 (dp380 tp381 Rp382 sbsa(dp383 g14 I00 sg15 (lp384 F383.6666666666664 aF509.9999999999997 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p385 (dp386 g21 VYou wind up in prison for your funky fart misattribution. People everywhere refer to you as the "Farting Fiend" as you rot in prison for all eternity!\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p387 sg23 VI was the audacious author of the abhorrent aromas! p388 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I44 I54 I2 I346 I0 tp389 (dp390 tp391 Rp392 sg31 (lp393 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I13 I31 I21 I6 I336 I0 tp394 (dp395 tp396 Rp397 sbsa(dp398 g14 I00 sg15 (lp399 F503.66666666666714 aF508.33333333333366 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p400 (dp401 g21 VYou let your amigo's alienating odor land him in jail. At least his hideous heinie will trouble no one anymore...\u000a Congradulations?\u000aThanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p402 sg23 VWhen something smells, it's usually (Larry's) butt; let him rot in prison! p403 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I13 I33 I6 I336 I0 tp404 (dp405 tp406 Rp407 sg31 (lp408 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I11 I5 I6 I336 I0 tp409 (dp410 tp411 Rp412 sbsa(dp413 g14 I00 sg15 (lp414 F630.3333333333334 aF388.33333333333326 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p415 (dp416 g21 VYou somehow go on to have a successful solo music career and live a happy life, moving on to sing "That Zesty Zebra." "That Silly Simian" and "That Alliteration and Theming is Getting Annoying, Now Stop It!" (with the final option being a surprise smash hit!)\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]\u000a p417 sg23 V"Itchy Itchy Moo" means that I love you! p418 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I44 I33 I2 I346 I0 tp419 (dp420 tp421 Rp422 sg31 (lp423 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I22 I9 I6 I336 I0 tp424 (dp425 tp426 Rp427 sbsa(dp428 g14 I00 sg15 (lp429 F630.3333333333338 aF508.028835063437 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p430 (dp431 g21 VAs you go on to make many albums, you become a sellout. You grow to resent complying with corperate greed over time, and your album names become things like: "Sprite: The Endorsement is Over" and Nike: Just Screw It." You become forever known as "Product Placement Perpetuator."\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]\u000a p432 sg23 VBecome a sellout star p433 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I45 I4 I2 I346 I0 tp434 (dp435 tp436 Rp437 sg31 (lp438 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I22 I9 I6 I336 I0 tp439 (dp440 tp441 Rp442 sbsa(dp443 g14 I00 sg15 (lp444 F1.3322676295501878e-15 aF393.33333333333326 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p445 (dp446 g21 VA winner is you!\u000a Thanks for (not) playing!\u000a[[Start]] p447 sg23 VNeither choice! I'm a free protagonist! p448 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I43 I40 I2 I346 I0 tp449 (dp450 tp451 Rp452 sg31 (lp453 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I31 I12 I6 I336 I0 tp454 (dp455 tp456 Rp457 sbsa(dp458 g14 I00 sg15 (lp459 F1.6666666666666687 aF516.666666666667 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p460 (dp461 g21 VNo, I'm a narrator telling you to chose one of the first two choices on the last decsion. Now suspend your disbelief and go back to the story.\u000a[[Start]] p462 sg23 VAre you an angel? p463 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I37 I43 I6 I336 I0 tp464 (dp465 tp466 Rp467 sg31 (lp468 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I2 I14 I36 I7 I6 I336 I0 tp469 (dp470 tp471 Rp472 sbsa(dp473 g14 I00 sg15 (lp474 F0.08535178777375307 aF658.3194925028828 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p475 (dp476 g21 VYou sneak out the window like a cunning ninja, and take the bus to school. The topic being taught in class today is Bellisario's Maxim, but your have trouble concentrating. Not long into the class, the teacher gets a call on the phone. Her eyes slowly widen like a eager person's waistline at an all-you-can-eat pie contest, she says, "Yes, they are here." After some more time passes, the teacher says "Goodbye,"slowly putting the phone down after. The teacher then gives you a furtive look, saying, "Your mom called, and she's furious at you for stealthily sneaking out of your home. Sbe says she needs to talk to you when you get home, but that's none of my business, so I'll get back to lecture."\u000a What do you do? A TALK! (complete with lightning in the background for emphasis).\u000a[[Say, "You know what else isn't your business? Being competent!"]]\u000a[[Sulk the saddening revelation up and finish class as a sad sack of shame.]]\u000a[[Say, "I need to use the lovely lavatory."]]\u000a\u000a p477 sg23 VSneak out the open window. Mom will be so proud of me! p478 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I37 I56 I2 I346 I0 tp479 (dp480 tp481 Rp482 sg31 (lp483 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I16 I9 I35 I5 I342 I0 tp484 (dp485 tp486 Rp487 sbsa(dp488 g14 I00 sg15 (lp489 F250.89850057670128 aF637.305651672434 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p490 (dp491 g21 VThe teacher gasps. "No one insults me!" She then orders you to the Terribly Irritated Moderator Evicts - Obnoxious Uncomplying Troublemaker corner. What do you do?\u000a[[You fake trip to break your (conveniently painful) body part that hasn't been an issue before now]]\u000a[[You go to the corner, but repeatedly start coughing whenever the teacher starts speaking]]\u000a[[Reply with, "To corner or not to corner, that is the question."]] p492 sg23 VSay, "You know what else isn't your business? Being competent!" p493 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I16 I42 I13 I5 I342 I0 tp494 (dp495 tp496 Rp497 sg31 (lp498 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I16 I28 I24 I5 I342 I0 tp499 (dp500 tp501 Rp502 sbsa(dp503 g14 I00 sg15 (lp504 F503.1418685121108 aF628.9561707035758 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p505 (dp506 g21 V"Stop making overused Shakespeare references!" says the teacher. "I hereby doom you to the corner forever!"\u000a And thus, your extended stay in the corner begins. You look at the walls above you, with the paint slowly peeling as time goes by. Your teacher stops class for recess, but this rambunctious reprieve never comes that day, or for the rest of your life. Soon after, the school closes for the day as you slowly count the dust bunnies in the corner, the awful posters for the school talent show on each wall, and your slowly decaying brain cells. The janitor comes by to clean the room, but he doesn't even notice you as he swiftly sweeps then silently slips out of the classroom to grab his mop. You here the sloshing of water in his yellow bucket, the sound being the only thing keeping you tied to reality as you are soaked by your sad subconsciousnss-\u000a Nah, just kidding. You get off with a warning from the teacher after five minutes in the corner. But, as a result of your punishent, you have to speak in soliloquies for the rest of your life.\u000a ...You thought this was going to end with an alliterative nickname didn't you?\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]]\u000a p507 sg23 VReply with, "To corner or not to corner, that is the question." p508 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I14 I21 I53 I2 I346 I0 tp509 (dp510 tp511 Rp512 sg31 (lp513 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I16 I42 I18 I5 I342 I0 tp514 (dp515 tp516 Rp517 sbsa(dp518 g14 I00 sg15 (lp519 F381.9769319492508 aF773.3621683967707 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p520 (dp521 g21 V"Now class, let's get back to lecture," says the teacher. "The true meaning of life is-"\u000a [cough]\u000a "What was that?" asks the teacher, to which the other students shrug. "Anyway, as I was-"\u000a [COUGH]\u000a "Okay, that's enough with your random coughing," says the teacher while glaring at you. "I send you to the Inherently Nice Folks Implementing Rigorous Medicine Always Relieving You." \u000a "GASP!" you say with an exhale. "NOT THE LADY WITH THE FLINTSTONE VITAMINS!"\u000a "I'm afraid so, but you have to get rid of that cough," says the teacher. \u000a What do you do?\u000a[[Cough in the teacher's face to get the teacher sick.]]\u000a[[Begrudgingly go to the nurse's office.]]\u000a[[Make a cough mixtape.]]\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a\u000a[[Easter Egg]]\u000a\u000a\u000a p522 sg23 VYou go to the corner, but repeatedly start coughing whenever the teacher starts speaking p523 sg25 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I20 I15 I1 I15 I0 tp524 (dp525 tp526 Rp527 sg31 (lp528 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I16 I42 I18 I5 I342 I0 tp529 (dp530 tp531 Rp532 sbsa(dp533 g14 I00 sg15 (lp534 F370.9619377162631 aF635.7843137254905 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p535 (dp536 g21 VTurns out your fake trip got the school gravely concerned, that something was wrong with your (unspecified body part). You spend the rest of your school days in the infirmary as an uneducated college student known as "The Body-Breaking Bozo."\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p537 sg23 VYou fake trip to break your (conveniently painful) body part that hasn't been an issue before now p538 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I17 I14 I46 I5 I342 I0 tp539 (dp540 tp541 Rp542 sg31 (lp543 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I16 I42 I18 I5 I342 I0 tp544 (dp545 tp546 Rp547 sbsa(dp548 g14 I00 sg15 (lp549 F0.7485582468281073 aF783.2756632064595 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p550 (dp551 g21 VYou finish class and began moping melodramatically on your way home. When you get home, your mother is in front of your house door. When you approach her, she says, "I'm dissapointed in you. You snuck out of the house...and didn't tell me about your ninja instincts! We need to hone them for no reason!\u000a You both then proceed to go toward your room, open the door, enter the room, look at the bed, make the bed, look at your dirty desk, clean your desk, shine your shoes, go to the bathroom, pick up your toothbrush, put toothpaste on your toothbrush, brush your teeth, gargle water and spit it out, floss your teeth, get in the shower, turn on the water, take a shower, put some new clothes on, put your dirty clothes in the washing machine, then get trash from your bathroom, get trash from your parents' bathroom, take the trash out to your bin, open the bin lid, toss the trash in the bin, close the bin, take the bin down to the street to be emptied by the nice garbage men every Wednesday, walk back inside the house, make some dinner, sit at the table, eat dinner, wash your plates, wash your utensils, wash your cups, take out the recycables to the bin, open the bin lid, put the recycables in the bin, close the bin lid, take the bin down to the street to be emptied by the mean man every Thursday, blink your eyes and comtemplate how long this montage is going on-OKAY I'll stop now.\u000a\u000a Montages last much longer in real life, don't they?\u000a Anyway, you are now a ninja...somehow! What's your first move?\u000a[[I attack the neighbor's dog, as the cute cuddly canine is being an annoyance to humanity.]]\u000a[[I set out on a quest to find my father who has gone unmentioned this entire story.]]\u000a\u000a p552 sg23 VSulk the saddening revelation up and finish class as a sad sack of shame. p553 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I32 I9 I2 I346 I0 tp554 (dp555 tp556 Rp557 sg31 (lp558 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I16 I43 I23 I5 I342 I0 tp559 (dp560 tp561 Rp562 sbsa(dp563 g14 I00 sg15 (lp564 F126.31949250288363 aF784.3771626297588 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p565 (dp566 g21 VYou travel across the land, searching far and wide for your father. However, you eventually hear a voice from the author during your journey: \u000a "Having a father would create too many characters, which need to be limited so the story can focus on comedy," says Mr. Roberts.\u000a "Too many characters? There's only like 3 major ones, and There are bigger problems than those in this story!" you exclaim. Like how almost every choice down a path leads to "Thanks for playing! Go back to Start and poke around until you get a choice that doesn't hit the reset button after two seconds!"\u000a "All right, you got me!" says Mr. Roberts. What do you want in this game?"\u000a You would tell Mr. Roberts, but then you realize that doing so would break the cheesy narrative, and resolve to go back to Start.\u000a[[Start]] p567 sg23 VI set out on a quest to find my father who has gone unmentioned this entire story. p568 sg25 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I14 I28 I1 I15 I0 tp569 (dp570 tp571 Rp572 sg31 (lp573 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I17 I8 I56 I5 I342 I0 tp574 (dp575 tp576 Rp577 sbsa(dp578 g14 I00 sg15 (lp579 F252.0 aF769.5951557093429 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p580 (dp581 g21 VAfter arriving at the bathroom, you then do your business while you assess the situation. Eventually, a fellow student calls for you. What do you do?\u000a[[Stall for time, with your bowels becoming belately boisterous.]]\u000a[[Say "Oh my gosh! I saw a spider!"]] p582 sg23 VSay, "I need to use the lovely lavatory." p583 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I13 I29 I0 I2 I346 I0 tp584 (dp585 tp586 Rp587 sg31 (lp588 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I17 I15 I31 I5 I342 I0 tp589 (dp590 tp591 Rp592 sbsa(dp593 g14 I00 sg15 (lp594 F386.2733564013841 aF911.0495963091122 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p595 (dp596 g21 VYou say "I'm too SICK! Get out of this bathroom, you nincompoop, or else!"\u000a Frightened by the "or else," the student runs off, but it is only a temporary victory. Your bowels explode with excrement and you are dead.\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p597 sg23 VStall for time, with your bowels becoming belately boisterous. p598 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I13 I55 I16 I2 I346 I0 tp599 (dp600 tp601 Rp602 sg31 (lp603 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I8 I17 I20 I42 I5 I342 I0 tp604 (dp605 tp606 Rp607 sbsa(dp608 g14 I00 sg15 (lp609 F128.63206459054226 aF654.0472895040373 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p610 (dp611 g21 VTurns out the neighbor's dog outwits your ninja senses and eats you. Looks like doing chores doesn't actually prepare you from being eaten!\u000aThanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p612 sg23 VI attack the neighbor's dog, as the cute cuddly canine is being an annoyance to humanity. p613 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I32 I19 I2 I346 I0 tp614 (dp615 tp616 Rp617 sg31 (lp618 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I32 I13 I2 I346 I0 tp619 (dp620 tp621 Rp622 sbsa(dp623 g14 I00 sg15 (lp624 F8.239907727797071 aF908.8465974625148 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p625 (dp626 g21 V"A spider!" squeals the student who came in to check on you. "That annoying arachnid will terrify our school if it gets loose!" \u000aWhat will you do?\u000a[[Quietly take the spider home as a pet. I'm sure your folks will love it!]]\u000a[[Let the air-breathing arthropod roam the school! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?]]\u000a p627 sg23 VSay "Oh my gosh! I saw a spider!" p628 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I54 I32 I2 I346 I0 tp629 (dp630 tp631 Rp632 sg31 (lp633 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I35 I45 I2 I346 I0 tp634 (dp635 tp636 Rp637 sbsa(dp638 g14 I00 sg15 (lp639 F509.6412918108422 aF912.1510957324111 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p640 (dp641 g21 VEveryone died (somehow).\u000a The End!\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p642 sg23 VLet the air-breathing arthropod roam the school! What could POSSIBLY go wrong? p643 sg25 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I25 I45 I1 I15 I0 tp644 (dp645 tp646 Rp647 sg31 (lp648 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I52 I5 I2 I346 I0 tp649 (dp650 tp651 Rp652 sbsa(dp653 g14 I00 sg15 (lp654 F133.03806228373702 aF909.9480968858138 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p655 (dp656 g21 VYou take the spider home as a pet, but your mom doesn't notice it as she is under a lot of stress involving work, saying she will postpone the TALK (dun-dun-dun!) to next week. You quietly raise your secret spider at home in the meantime.\u000a Next week, you and your mother sit down to have the TALK (with dramatic lightning) and instead of punishing you...Mom wants to tell you about her fear of insects. She hates bees, butterflies, beetles and all sorts of irritating insects.\u000a What do you do? Do you tell your mom about the spider, or do you leave back where you found it in the school?\u000a[[You tell your mother about the spider.]]\u000a[[Let the air-breathing arthropod roam the school! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?]]\u000a\u000a \u000a p657 sg23 VQuietly take the spider home as a pet. I'm sure your folks will love it! p658 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I13 I19 I53 I2 I346 I0 tp659 (dp660 tp661 Rp662 sg31 (lp663 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I12 I54 I49 I2 I346 I0 tp664 (dp665 tp666 Rp667 sbsa(dp668 g14 I00 sg15 (lp669 F259.6009227220302 aF911.0495963091121 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p670 (dp671 g21 VYour mother immediateky wants to release the spider into the wild (believing the species are aggressive) but you speak up.\u000a "We can't do that!" you say. "It's a silly myth that spiders are aggressive-very few spiders actually attack humans!"\u000a Your mother instantly believes you, and the two of you happily take care of the spider for the rest of your days.\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p672 sg23 VYou tell your mother about the spider. p673 sg25 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I13 I26 I7 I2 I346 I0 tp674 (dp675 tp676 Rp677 sg31 (lp678 sg33 g26 ((I2018 I12 I12 I13 I19 I34 I2 I346 I0 tp679 (dp680 tp681 Rp682 sbsa(dp683 g14 I01 sg15 (lp684 F633.1188004613612 aF633.2525951557096 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p685 (dp686 g21 VYou go to the nurse's offices, but you get Bedrocked by all the vitamins and see everything as marshmellows for all eternity.\u000a (Yeah, I was running out of ideas.)\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p687 sg23 VBegrudgingly go to the nurse's office. p688 sg25 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I26 I13 I1 I15 I0 tp689 (dp690 tp691 Rp692 sg31 (lp693 sg33 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I18 I58 I1 I15 I0 tp694 (dp695 tp696 Rp697 sbsa(dp698 g14 I00 sg15 (lp699 F633.1188004613612 aF773.2525951557096 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p700 (dp701 g21 VYou become the Commmonly Catchy Cold, but your sickness somehow pervades the airwaves and gets the entire world sick.\u000a Congrats! You've doomed the Earth!\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p702 sg23 VMake a cough mixtape. p703 sg25 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I25 I58 I1 I15 I0 tp704 (dp705 tp706 Rp707 sg31 (lp708 sg33 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I18 I58 I1 I15 I0 tp709 (dp710 tp711 Rp712 sbsa(dp713 g14 I00 sg15 (lp714 F633.1188004613612 aF913.2525951557096 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p715 (dp716 g21 VYou get the teacher sick, who gets their principal sick, who gets the secretary sick, who gets the students sick, who get their parents' sick, who get their grandparents sick and..\u000a Yeah, everyone died (again).\u000a Thanks for playing!\u000a[[Start]] p717 sg23 VCough in the teacher's face to get the teacher sick. p718 sg25 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I25 I29 I1 I15 I0 tp719 (dp720 tp721 Rp722 sg31 (lp723 sg33 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I18 I58 I1 I15 I0 tp724 (dp725 tp726 Rp727 sbsa(dp728 g14 I00 sg15 (lp729 F508.649365628604 aF778.9792387543251 asg17 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p730 (dp731 g21 VConglaturation !!!\u000aA winner is you! \u000a[[Start]] p732 sg23 VEaster Egg p733 sg25 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I21 I12 I1 I15 I0 tp734 (dp735 tp736 Rp737 sg31 (lp738 sg33 g26 ((I2019 I1 I15 I13 I20 I19 I1 I15 I0 tp739 (dp740 tp741 Rp742 sbsasS'scale' p743 F0.9078534031413609 sS'snapping' p744 I00 ss.